Today I get to do my editor stuff for the paper. Which entails me hanging out with some rollerderby dames while they practice and chatting them up. One of them said I could interview her while she was getting her tattoo done. I think today is going to be a good day.
I just realized I don’t know any of their real names, just their derby names. Hilarity likely to ensue.
You live an awesome life.
WTF did I drink
WTF happen last night ?
I’m a really cheep date . seriously it takes two shots to get me drunk. and that I talk with an Irish accent when im gone
and fouck you green faryfuck you
I also said that one of my guy friens has a big dick
yah„„„, Im still kina drunk now
morining is going to be a bitch
let me know any hang over cure s
because i make penis jokes with people on the internet
because people still think im the same kid i was in the 7th grade
Because I can’t seem to grasp that strong feeling with anyone yet.
I dont really know
because old men are afraid to be pedophiles. for whatever reason.
because i’m ugly, duh
I have nothing to offer.
I am a worthless waste of life
I’m slightly drunk ^_^