October 2009
September 2009
Today I get to do my editor stuff for the paper. Which entails me hanging out with some rollerderby dames while they practice and chatting them up. One of them said I could interview her while she was getting her tattoo done. I think today is going to be a good day.
I just realized I don’t know any of their real names, just their derby names. Hilarity likely to ensue.
You live an awesome life.
WTF did I drink
Replace Dragon Con with any other large con and its true
WTF happen last night ?
I’m a really cheep date . seriously it takes two shots to get me drunk. and that I talk with an Irish accent when im gone
and fouck you green faryfuck you
I also said that one of my guy friens has a big dick
yah„„„, Im still kina drunk now
morining is going to be a bitch
let me know any hang over cure s
because i make penis jokes with people on the internet
because people still think im the same kid i was in the 7th grade
Because I can’t seem to grasp that strong feeling with anyone yet.
I dont really know
because old men are afraid to be pedophiles. for whatever reason.
because i’m ugly, duh
I have nothing to offer.
I am a worthless waste of life
I’m slightly drunk ^_^
December 23rd :)
APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
January 14th:
ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
January 8th;
FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
Aug. 26th
PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
April 7:
ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
August 7th
POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
this is me to a T