September 2010
How To Keep Your Dorm Room From Looking Like Bed, Bath & Beyond →
jezebel.com
Liberal Arts Room: $512.48
Sciences Room: $240.99
International Relations Room: $123.47
Film Studies Room: $442.58
You could buy a whole semester’s worth of books for some of these totals. At first, I thought, okay, they weren’t as bad as I expected, but then I realized that none of these totals include essential basics like sheets, towels, shower caddy, pillows, clothes storage, etc.
Honestly, I just can’t even believe this is a real article on Jez. I totally give up.
Really ? I mean really ?
How is this important?
August 2010
“Put the rake down. I don’t wanna sit around watching you ‘give it your best.’ Either stop sucking or get the fuck out of the way.”
—(via shitmydadsays) (via oceanmythos)
how to decorate your dorm room
Empty alcohol containers.
Arranged artfully.
My roommates did that in my freshman dorm. It was pretty epic. I think one of them is in rehab now.
Con: Arlene and the new Waitresses try to have a Ya Ya Sisterhood Abortion. →
io9.com
io9 has the best True Blood reviews. THE BEST
Seriously, I love the io9 recaps too. Especially when it involves Bill and things like this:
“Because in hindsight, I would totally enjoy a historical vampire flashback of Bill teaching third grade. “NAW class, please acquire your penceeels. War’re practasing our cursaavve penmanship tuhday. BILLY cease and deceit pulling thawt young ladies pig tails. You children are wasting your human lives with this tomfoolery!”“
They are the highlight of my week.
