April 2011
May I ask this
The fuck is going on between you guys?

How I work.
Write one sentence of 5 page paper due on monday.
Realize that I need to shave my head.
Shaves head and plans to go out to get a bloody mary.
Did I mention that I actually *am* going to legally change my middle name to Tiberius?
- Gender-specific names be damned.
- I’ve never liked my original middle name anyways.
- I could not, in good conscience, change my middle name to anything ~serious.~ It would have to be for the lulz.
- My initials will be ATW… ALL TERRAIN WALKER.
AWESOME!
“I do not do any full frontal nudity. Kermit, on the other hand, is always full frontal.”
—Jason Segel, writer/star of the new Muppets movie. At least we’ll always have the beginning of Forgetting Sarah Marshall! (via entertainmentweekly)
March 2011
That awkward moment when you can't remember the things that you want to tell to your friends.

