Well, here is my tumblr.

April 2011

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May I ask this

The fuck is going on between you guys?

Mar 31, 2011

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Mar 31, 2011

How I work.

Write one sentence of 5 page paper due on monday. 

Realize that I need to shave my head. 

Shaves head and plans to go out to get a bloody mary. 

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Did I mention that I actually *am* going to legally change my middle name to Tiberius?

xinxang:

• Gender-specific names be damned.
• I’ve never liked my original middle name anyways.
• I could not, in good conscience, change my middle name to anything ~serious.~ It would have to be for the lulz.
• My initials will be ATW… ALL TERRAIN WALKER.

AWESOME!

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“I do not do any full frontal nudity. Kermit, on the other hand, is always full frontal.” —Jason Segel, writer/star of the new Muppets movie. At least we’ll always have the beginning of Forgetting Sarah Marshall! (via entertainmentweekly)

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March 2011

The awkward moment your crush starts talking about sex

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That awkward moment when you can't remember the things that you want to tell to your friends.

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