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salishere asked: Ever stayed in bed all day because you didn't have anything interesting do ?

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Ways to Speak to a Cat That Can't Understand You, Part I

Me: Huh, Starbuck? What should I eat?

Starbuck: Meow!

Andy: IN ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!

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Further Adventures in Alcoholism OR That time my dad thought my mom was banging Timothy Olyphant

So last Sunday I called my mom’s cell to ask her...

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protip: don’t swear at and piss off the person who delegates your call.

keep calling there bud… keep calling.

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By the way

There is something else I saw and touched today

I snuck back a few times because I was so excited I couldn’t handle it

guys

guys

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In the history 15b class that I signed up for by miskate

Showing up as courtesy and safety net.

Its pretty packed and one of the profs. didn’t allow laptops till this semester. Also he seems like a jack ass because he asked the students trying to add to get out.

Also its one week history, next week poly sci which is what tripped me up when I took the class a few years ago.

I would have dropped this class already but the other prof. wants to wait a class or two before adding me.