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Ways to Speak to a Cat That Can't Understand You, Part IMe: Huh, Starbuck? What should I eat?Starbuck: Meow!Andy: IN ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Further Adventures in Alcoholism OR That time my dad thought my mom was banging Timothy Olyphant
So last Sunday I called my mom’s cell to ask her...
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protip: don’t swear at and piss off the person who delegates your call.
keep calling there bud… keep calling.
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By the way
There is something else I saw and touched today
I snuck back a few times because I was so excited I couldn’t handle it
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My mom CRACKED THE FUCK UP at this line.
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AND TODAY IS PARKS AND REC DAY ALL OF THE CURRENT THINGS ON MY DASHBOARD ARE VERY RELEVANT TO MY LIFE WHY AM I YELLING
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